Yesterday is kind of a blur. But here is how I remeber it……
-Band: "Honey that test would be accurate now. Just take the test and get it over with."
- Me: "I already found out I am not three days ago. That should have been plenty of time to register the line on the test. I am not pregnant."
-Band: "Do you have to pee?"
-Me: "No, but I will in ten minutes."
-Band: "Just take the test."
- Me: "Ok."
Sitting on the plastic seat. I finish peeing on the stick and stare hard at the little line that isn’t being colored in. -oh- Suddenly a tiny hand comes from nowhere and taps the test out of my grasp. It was precariously being dangled over the toilette while I was examining the result line. Sploosh! Yuck! Without really being fully conscious of my actions…. I fetched the lost item with my hand. Double Yuck!! Just then I look at the test and it is positive.
That can’t be right. It can’t be positive!! Stupid toilette water, who knows what chemicals are in toilette water these days. Ugh.
-Me: "Yeah, can you stop off and get a pregnancy test? La La knocked this one into the toilette and it says it is positive."
-Band: "Yeah Ok. Did you say it was positive?"
-Me: "Yeah, but it fell in the toilette!! It isn’t accurate anymore!!"
-Band:"Sure I will stop off. See ya."
-Me:" K-Love you Bye."
I took only two more tests until I finally came to terms with the result.
We are officially expecting "the FISH".
Feburary, March, or April?? Who knows! I am just excited to get some B**bies back. I had just started research on breast augmentation for my 30th birthday. Instead I get a baby for being thirty for at least a month!! And some ta-tas that a stripper would be proud of. Leaky ones but hey they are boobies and they stick around for at least six months!! By then I could be sick of them and really want my "nearly A" breasts back.
So bring on the exhaustion, morning sickness, soar boobs, and the mood swings I am ready for it! Well honnestly ready or not it is comming. I just have to give up my morning pick me up of ritalin. No more clarity of mind for me for at least another year or so…..
Why is the phrase "Keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times" continually running through my head right now??
I did scrub the daylights out of my hands before picking up the phone or the test again.