Early Morning Saturday Musings
July 2, 2006 – 5:38 amYesterday is kind of a blur. But here is how I remeber it……
-Band: "Honey that test would be accurate now. Just take the test and get it over with."
- Me: "I already found out I am not three days ago. That should have been plenty of time to register the line on the test. I am not pregnant."
-Band: "Do you have to pee?"
-Me: "No, but I will in ten minutes."
-Band: "Just take the test."
- Me: "Ok."
Sitting on the plastic seat. I finish peeing on the stick and stare hard at the little line that isn’t being colored in. -oh- Suddenly a tiny hand comes from nowhere and taps the test out of my grasp. It was precariously being dangled over the toilette while I was examining the result line. Sploosh! Yuck! Without really being fully conscious of my actions…. I fetched the lost item with my hand. Double Yuck!! Just then I look at the test and it is positive.
That can’t be right. It can’t be positive!! Stupid toilette water, who knows what chemicals are in toilette water these days. Ugh.
Ring! Ring!
Band- "Hello?"
-Me: "Yeah, can you stop off and get a pregnancy test? La La knocked this one into the toilette and it says it is positive."
-Band: "Yeah Ok. Did you say it was positive?"
-Me: "Yeah, but it fell in the toilette!! It isn’t accurate anymore!!"
-Band:"Sure I will stop off. See ya."
-Me:" K-Love you Bye."
I took only two more tests until I finally came to terms with the result.
We are officially expecting "the FISH".
Feburary, March, or April?? Who knows! I am just excited to get some B**bies back. I had just started research on breast augmentation for my 30th birthday. Instead I get a baby for being thirty for at least a month!! And some ta-tas that a stripper would be proud of. Leaky ones but hey they are boobies and they stick around for at least six months!! By then I could be sick of them and really want my "nearly A" breasts back.
So bring on the exhaustion, morning sickness, soar boobs, and the mood swings I am ready for it! Well honnestly ready or not it is comming. I just have to give up my morning pick me up of ritalin. No more clarity of mind for me for at least another year or so…..
Why is the phrase "Keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times" continually running through my head right now??
Oh…. PS
I did scrub the daylights out of my hands before picking up the phone or the test again.
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19 Responses to “Early Morning Saturday Musings”
Congratulations! You know what was in that toilet water? lots more pregnant pee.
By Valarie on Jul 2, 2006
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! So happy for you guys.
By Tess on Jul 2, 2006
Yeahy for boobies!!!! Congratulations!
By momofalltrades on Jul 2, 2006
Wow! That is great news!! Well done! Congratulations and all that! Oh, and… can I have your A boobs? Please?
By Mama D on Jul 2, 2006
congratulations~! that’s fabulous news!!
By emily on Jul 2, 2006
Yay for you and the Fish!!! That is such good news!
They need to come up with a surgery that allows you to take some of my boobies. After the next baby, they are going to WHACK mine off!!!
By Stephanie on Jul 2, 2006
Huge congratulations to you!
By Morning Glory on Jul 3, 2006
I tried to call you, but I dont know if the number I have is still current, so you call me, because mine is still the same. This is SOOO weird because HONESTLY, yesterday I was thinking I am surpised “J” isnt pregnant again yet. Seriously! We are planning on trying on Oct, so we will have two close! So call me!
By Amy on Jul 3, 2006
Woohoo! Congtratulations! Come rub your excitement off on me and my pitifulness!
By Lei on Jul 3, 2006
Congratulations. That’s awesome. Good job on the reading goal too. I really want to do something like that but haven’t been disciplined enough to set up a plan. You will really have a great perspective on Christmas this year.
By Kathryn, dym on Jul 3, 2006
Horray! Congrats!
And thanks for the handscrubbing…wouldn’t want anything to come through your computer keyboard at the blogging world…!
By melnel on Jul 4, 2006
AAAAAAAHHGK! Where have I BEEN!???
Wow, congrats to you and the Fish… and the Band.
By bon on Jul 4, 2006
Congrats! But boobs are so overrated. Be glad you can jog is all I can say.
Thanks for the visit today
By Naddin J on Jul 4, 2006
Yay! Congratulations! (from one nearly A to another!)
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woo hoo to you!
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